May 6, 2009
Odd Couple
The devil lives with me
He moved in some time ago
He cooks for me and never burns a thing
He spends hours and hours in the kitchen
Says it’s where he feels most comfortable, ya know
He tells me to leave when I complain of the heat
It gets on his nerves when I do that
So mostly I stay in my room until the meals are served
When I go down, the table is always beautifully set,
and the meals, well, it pains me to say this
because he works so hard —
but they are always just awful!